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The Wife

The Wife

A thirty-something working mother who runs her own blog (although it may be hard to see under all the cobwebs) and somehow manages to put up with my incessant nonsense. She definitely could have done better than me, but fortunately doesn’t seem to have realized it yet. The Wife and I actually knew each for a number of years before dating, since we grew up in the same town and worked at the same place during school, but it took us both going off to college to find one another.

The Wife vehemently denies that she is a soccer mom, despite the fact that she has owned two SUVs (the 21st Century mini-van), drinks wine in the evenings, scrapbooks and does, in fact, have children that have played soccer.

The Wife has completely useless degrees in sociology and criminal justice, and is enjoying a very successful career in a totally unrelated field. Unlike me, she has no use for politics, sports, films with coherent plots, or news from sources other than entertainment and/or parenting blogs.