The Boy

He’s nine and no doubt already smarter than both of his parents. He’s a whiz at addition, subtraction, reading, geography, crossword puzzles and just about anything else he puts his mind to. Born in Colorado, where he was the biggest baby they’ve ever seen, The Boy has lived in Texas since he was about nine months old.

The Boy seems to be cursed with the same lack of physical prowess displayed by his parents, but he’s given basketball, soccer and gymnastics a try, and seems to have found his niche in baseball. He has an insatiable thirst for knowledge and is an all-around good kid. He tries very hard, pays attention for the most part and makes us very proud.

When not reading up on presidential trivia, The Boy enjoys playing Nintendo, eating ice cream, listening to Foo Fighters, watching Phineas and Ferb and watching YouTube videos of other people playing Nintendo. Seriously, I wish that last part wasn’t true, but it is.