For those of you who’ve never had the pleasure of sleeping in the same room with me (which should be nearly all of you), I snore like a convention of angry lumberjacks. To combat the noise and potential health risks of such nocturnal activity, I use a CPAP machine when I sleep at night. In [...]
I get very few chances where I can legitimately tell The Wife that I was correct and she was wrong about something beforehand. So when I can, I generally take great delight in telling her so. Except when I’m correct about foretelling my own misery and suffering. For the past year or so, a great [...]
First of all – a new look for the site. Far less dark and hopefully a little easier to read. Plus, it’s customizable! Click on the one of the four squares at the top of the right hand column to pick your very own color for my blog. Last weekend was supposed to be an uber-productive one for [...]
Now that things have finally started to warm up here in Texas, everything’s starting to look marginally less brown. Well, the clover and other weeds are sprouting up at least. But that means the grass won’t be far behind. For the first five years of marriage, I brilliantly avoided having to do any sort of [...]
I failed to mention the enormous indignity heaped upon me when I dropped The Boy off at school after his dental appointment the other day. It’s a shining example of how no matter how good of a father you are, 99% of women you don’t know assume you’re a deadbeat.
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