Beware men wielding armadillos#
In a news article that pretty much confirms every negative stereotype of Texans, a woman was beaten with a frozen armadillo in an illicit parking lot meat transaction gone bad. Yes, you read that correctly.
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For the record, I should point out that this happened near Dallas. That explains a lot right there.
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