One word

Okay, I’ll play too. Valerie posted this and The Wife is out of town, the kids are asleep and I’m bored out of my gourd, so here you go.

Use only ONE word to answer the questions below. It’s not as easy as you might think! Now copy this and change the answers to suit you. It’s really hard to only use one word answers.

Where is your cell phone?
Couch

Significant other?
Absent

Your hair?
Minimal

Your mother?
Alive

Your father?
Ditto

Your favorite thing?
Obfuscating

Your dream last night?
Australia

Your favorite drink?
Tea

What room are you in?
Kitchen

Your hobby?
Working

Your fear?
Navels

Where do you want to be in six years?
Around

Where were you last night?
Party

Something that you aren’t?
Amish

Muffins?
Overrated

Wish list item?
Many

Last thing you did?
Cleaned

What are you wearing?
Enough

TV?
Ignoring

Your pets?
Worthless

Friends?
Yes

Your life?
Good

Your mood?
Indifferent

Missing someone?
Yep

Drinking?
Nothing

Your car?
Box

Something you’re not wearing?
Jockstrap

Your favorite store?
Fry’s

Your favorite color?
Blue

When is the last time you cried?
Funeral

Who will resend this?
Nada

Where do you go to over and over?
Work

Five people who email me regularly?
Stalkers

My favorite place to eat?
Pappasito’s

Favorite place I’d like to be at right now?
London

Four people who will respond?
Monkees?