Ha, just kidding

After all that build up yesterday, you’d think I would have actually delivered today. No so fast my friend.

I forgot that the conclusion of something I had started watching on PBS last week came on tonight. Since I had already invested two hours in it last week, I decided it was worth investing another two and half tonight. Then I just kind of zoned out during Letterman’s opening monologue. It all adds up to a lack of productivity.

Guess you’ll have to wait until tomorrow. If you’d like your money back, Lenny at the customer service desk will help you, provided that you still have your receipt. If you don’t, the best we can offer is store credit.

Fries at the bottom of the wee bag

  • After leading the way for the past five months, I sealed the deal and won my fantasy baseball league. I assume the good folks at Wheaties will want to put me on their boxes.
  • Those crazy guys at CNN.com are at it again – inventing new words.
  • And to close, here’s a picture of The Girl being all crazy happy at dinner time:

6 Responses to “Ha, just kidding”

  1. Emily
    September 30, 2008 at 9:20 am #

    Son of a…… I just threw out my receipt. What kind of stuff can I get with store credit?? I hope it’s something that is promoted by Billy Mays, perhaps some KaBoom!

  2. The Modernish Father
    September 30, 2008 at 9:26 am #

    Sorry, we exclusively carry the fine line of Tony Little products.

  3. nonsoccermom
    September 30, 2008 at 12:19 pm #

    What exactly will the good folks at Wheaties want to put on their boxes?

    You’re like that PI I have, whose English isn’t so good and he closes every e-mail with “Let me know if any.” Any what? WHAT?!

  4. Emily
    September 30, 2008 at 12:32 pm #

    Will my store credit allow me to buy Tony Little’s pony tail?

  5. The Modernish Father
    September 30, 2008 at 12:50 pm #

    @The Wife: Ooops – my, me. My English is nor so good.

    @Emily: I haven’t spoken to Tony about it, but I’m sure he’d be willing to part with it.

  6. Valerie
    October 26, 2008 at 8:20 pm #

    I would like to purchase the Ginsu knives. Bonus points if you get the Seinfeld reference.

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