Comments on: The hair up there http://www.modernishfather.com/2008/04/03/the-hair-up-there/ Celebrating 17 years of posting crap online that no one ever reads Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:25:33 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: The Modernish Father http://www.modernishfather.com/2008/04/03/the-hair-up-there/comment-page-1/#comment-1170 The Modernish Father Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:40:34 +0000 http://www.modernishfather.com/?p=123#comment-1170 The Wife is too afraid of my snappy comebacks to try anything like that. The Wife is too afraid of my snappy comebacks to try anything like that.

]]> By: Kristine http://www.modernishfather.com/2008/04/03/the-hair-up-there/comment-page-1/#comment-1168 Kristine Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:13:26 +0000 http://www.modernishfather.com/?p=123#comment-1168 I may need to teach your wife the value of a written contract. I had my husband sign a written contract when we bought the truck. It has saved me $1000s in "upgrades." I also try and make my verbal deals catchy. "This phone is an extension of your penis. You would not throw your penis, you would not step on your penis, you would not lose you penis." Again, saved me $1000s over the years, because I can say "Would you do that to your penis?" I'm not sure how she can twist that into the whole goatee thing, but it's a good skill to have anyway. I may need to teach your wife the value of a written contract. I had my husband sign a written contract when we bought the truck. It has saved me $1000s in “upgrades.”

I also try and make my verbal deals catchy. “This phone is an extension of your penis. You would not throw your penis, you would not step on your penis, you would not lose you penis.” Again, saved me $1000s over the years, because I can say “Would you do that to your penis?” I’m not sure how she can twist that into the whole goatee thing, but it’s a good skill to have anyway.

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