Simply put, the Astros are still terrible and they’re going to be bottom feeders for another couple of years.
If you’re reading this, you’ve survived the Mayan apocalypse (so far). Congratulations.
Over the past weekend, I spent a lot of time in the car and had a lot of time to do some thinking. A lot of that thinking had to do with the horrible events in Newtown, Connecticut on Friday morning.
I’m back with a real blog post! It contains big news – and a laboriously drawn-out metaphor. Or possibly an allegory. I don’t know, I wasn’t an English major.